carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 December 12, 2008

punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

by Gunner H August 26, 2006

Grumpy Munchkin

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures

The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.

by hollowbob September 9, 2004

Meat-Munching

This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.

JEF WAS MEAT-MUNCHING 🥩on Cameon because, Jef owes Cameon $1000

by A student of Nyan May 28, 2020

Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 1, 2003

munchkin

An affectionate pet name used for one's girl friend and / or partner who is playfully mischievous and cheeky.

you are my munchkin

by Mr A.D June 1, 2010

anal munchkin

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.

"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."

by Rikki January 6, 2004