Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.

Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.

by ManPump May 15, 2017

mumkin

One of the Keebler Elf's helpers.

mumkin makes cookies and other assorted stuff.

by emad June 6, 2003

Mumkin

A fictional character that reminds you of your mom

Beverly goldberg acts just like my mom! She's my mumkin

by Hi i'm a carrot November 21, 2022

Mumping

When someone goes Munting with a special needs person as a combination of Gumping and Munting

I went Mumping with that autistic kid last night.

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024

mumphking

This occurs when a lone sigma unleashes his inner demons at the local TikTok Rizz party, and fanum taxes all the girls from Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk.

Teddy Fleiss mumphkings all the girls at the crazy lit function; shortly after they gave him a blumpkin.

by Lone Sigma April 2, 2024

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024