Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

Butt Mumps

Red bumps accumulated on ones buttox (booty) due to injecting dirty methamphetamine.

Man, my shit was bad and I got the butt mumps.

by ila January 14, 2007

frumpy mumps

when one is down in the dumps and acting depressed

"don't be such a frumpy mumps"

"good morning frumpy mumps!"

by Jenniffy July 4, 2008

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024