iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010

Multitaskoprocrastinate

To procrastinate on multiple activities simultaneously.

"He managed to be to lazy do do his homework, the dishes, and his reading. All he did all day was Multitaskoprocrastinate."

by SilverSpeed February 11, 2009

multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.

1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.

by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007

multitasking

The act of looking at pornography and instant messaging at the same time.

"I was multitasking so much last night, best IMs ever."

by Raeko December 25, 2007

multitaskabating

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.

"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"

by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

Multitask Ho

A hooker, call girl, porn star who can mentally separate her professional sex life from her romantic sex life. In other words, sex addicts who fall in love with sullen, burnt out, erectionally dysfunctional musicians.

Southern California has many aspring models who will put out at the drop of a dime to get a "leg up" in the entertainment industry, but will marry Johnny Guitar Watson for his heart. She must be a solid Multitask Ho.

by Deep Inside Jessica Simpson December 28, 2005

multitasking

When a female or male is "courting" two or more partners at the same time. It's basically a more polite way to call a person a slut or comment on lack of character. Referred to especially when said person "multitasker" has a current relationship with someone else. Multitasking is considered the gateway to cheating and can also be considered cheating.

Tom: Wow, Susan has a boyfriend, yet she's talking to two other dudes.

Will: Damn, she's multitasking like that?

Tom: Yea man, she's straight windows 7..

by Cags Mahoney November 22, 2009