by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
by greenlotus94 July 04, 2011
(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
by GreenMonter March 31, 2005
Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.
My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.
by Ligma joe mama May 08, 2020
by Muffie man July 01, 2013
A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!
by Nich-o-Las April 02, 2008
by natalienovak March 09, 2015