Muffle

The hair on your head.
Generally taken the wrong way unless you explain what a muffle is.

Let me stroke your muffle!!

by Rosehhh December 16, 2010

muffle

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006

muffled

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

by Youngbleeze October 16, 2006

muffle

To roll a nigga up.
To kick ass

Ray-Ray was poppin' shit to Big Tom and got his ass muffled

by Eric B June 8, 2004

muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010

Muffle Button

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

by MakD January 16, 2008

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013