muffed 

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"

muffed by natie-poo August 26, 2007

Muffed 

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

Muffed by Pyromythical March 15, 2014

Muffed 

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

Muffed by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

Muffed 

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

Muffed by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

Muffed 

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets

Muffed by Brad69420 October 8, 2019

Muffed 

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face

Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.

Muffed by anonymous January 21, 2021

Muffed 

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

Muffed by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025