Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany November 25, 2008

muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

by BC Ted August 9, 2003

MUFS

An acronym for the very serious disorder: Messed Up Face Syndrome.

"Ew that was the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my life."
"Yeah, she has a bad case of MUFS"

by elly zass November 29, 2009

muf

someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.

fred: "what's a muf"?
george:"you're a muf"

by youre a muf November 22, 2010

Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

by Randy Piper(aka Shit Goose) March 22, 2005

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009