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Muff Diver

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver
by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010
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Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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MUFF-DIVER

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
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muff dive

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive
by john May 14, 2003
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muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"
by CKE December 25, 2007
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Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.
by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016
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Muff Diver

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
by Labial Licker November 5, 2019
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