Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

mucked

In web forums - to be scooped in the presentation of a story or topical news item.

MobyDick posted it here first -- I've been mucked!

by Anonymous July 15, 2004

Mucket

A relatively large, yellowish brown freshwater unionid commonly found throughout the midwestern United States. This bivalve can be identified by its heavy shell, shallow depth of beak cavity, large pseudocardinal teeth and oblong shape. Young show distinct green rays radiating from the beak. While commonly defined as mussels, many leading malacologists identify muckets as unionids seperate from mussels. A distinguishing difference is that they lack the byssal threads used by many bivalves, including mussels, to hold themselves to rocks and other fixed structures. Several other species, such as the Pink Mucket, utilize the common name but are of a different subfamily.

P. Mollusca
C. Bivalvia
O. Unionoida
F. Unionidae
G-Sp. Actinonaias ligamentia

After our trip to Grand River, we had buckets and buckets of muckets.

by Just sayin August 18, 2009

Muckma

-noun
Used as a derogatory or racist term for an Asian, or a person of Asian descent. (Derived from a sound made by a South Korean woman after being hit in the back by a golf ball.)

Man 1: How the hell am I supposed to park here? This person's taken up 2 whole spaces!
Man 2:Probably a stupid muckma.

Man walking into a room full of asians: Hello MUCKMAS!

by chanman~ November 5, 2009

mucked

getting pwnd, owned, murdered, hammered, killed, insulted, etc.

Dude, that kid just got mucked !

by Stewmister6170 October 7, 2010

mucker

West Belfast term for friend or companion; can also be a term of endearment.

'Well mucker what about ye?'

by Smickers March 30, 2004

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004