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Meela Tess and angelas trio that are hot baddies that evevryone wants to be
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Meela Tess and angelas trio that are hot baddies that evevryone wants to be
we just eat hot chip lie and be bisexual
please vote us for best trio
by Tryle December 8, 2023
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If you've played Grand Theft Auto online in the past, you'll know that the accuracy of the reproduction of other player's actions often leaves a lot to be desired. This is a hard thing to get perfect, but Multi Theft Auto has the best GTA synchronization out there and it's getting better all the time! Want to shoot someone's limbs one by one? MTA makes that possible!
If you've played Grand Theft Auto online in the past, you'll know that the accuracy of the reproduction of other player's actions often leaves a lot to be desired. This is a hard thing to get perfect, but Multi Theft Auto has the best GTA synchronization out there and it's getting better all the time! Want to shoot someone's limbs one by one? MTA makes that possible!
by Revp February 19, 2018
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If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.
What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.
If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.
What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.
The best reason to stay on disability and never even think of getting a job is MTA Mobility. The state of Maryland was stupid enough to spend thousands of dollars on my job training. I even got a good paying job BUT thanks to MTA Mobility I am about to lose the job. Maryland is a state run by fools who paid thousands of tax dollars to train me for a job. thousands more to prepare me for a job and now that I have the job won't spend a few dollors to help the disabled worker they created to get to his job on time.
by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 20, 2012
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''Mta madre'' derives from the two spanish words ''puta madre'' which literally translated would be ''whore mother'', but in this case it can be translated to ''fucking hell''
''Mta madre'' derives from the two spanish words ''puta madre'' which literally translated would be ''whore mother'', but in this case it can be translated to ''fucking hell''
¡Juan, tienes que lavar los trastes!
-Mta madre.. ¡No otra vez!
(Juan you gotta clean the dishes!
-Fucking hell... Not again!
-Mta madre.. ¡No otra vez!
(Juan you gotta clean the dishes!
-Fucking hell... Not again!
by Mrs.Bacon December 2, 2016
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They are what I call: Motherfuckers
They are what I call: Motherfuckers
Player 1: Hey! Let’s play MTA v2
Player 2: Nah man, They just leak trains and fuck each other.
Player 1: oh, then they’re are gay ass muddafuckas.
Player 2: Nah man, They just leak trains and fuck each other.
Player 1: oh, then they’re are gay ass muddafuckas.
by turkishboy1999 December 19, 2019
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Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.
by Wheaters July 1, 2008
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by thechilldylan November 19, 2020
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