mp

A common abbreviation for Muffin Paradise.

All of the cool kids are going to MP

by Bydnelg February 26, 2005

MP

Member of Parliament (british term)

Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.

by sean tori September 7, 2006

MP

Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.

Those MP's sure are grumpy!

by Nemesis6 February 10, 2003

MP

"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.

Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal September 16, 2016

MPS

member of the preferred sex

A certain purity test asks : Spent the night with a MPS?

by Jules with s October 12, 2020

MPS

Stands for Magical Penis Syndrome.

When an aesthetic man fucks like a greek god.

A Girl would say, '"I fucked an aesthetic guy last week with MPS! I'm going to be horny all week now."

by Aesthetic jew August 30, 2017

MP

Military Police. A branch in the US Army, but usually used to describe the soldiers of that same branch. They are tasked with a dual mission: In garrison, they act in a law and order capacity, performing guard duties as well as Community Law Enforcement (CLE). In their wartime mission, they engage in MSR recon, MSR security (aka. combat patrols - seek and destroy enemies/IEDs along Main Supply Routes,) and convoy security.

The MPs are never around when I need one, and always around when I don't!

by PV2 Steensen October 29, 2005