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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Mouseman

A TankTrouble player called Mouseman, the first person to master the controls. Who will go down in tank trouble history for being the best mouse player still this day
The player called Mouseman (in Tanktrouble the game) is extremely good on the mouse control :P
by xXJerryXxX April 28, 2020
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Mouseman

A player from the TankTrouble game who uses. The mouse player called Mouseman, the first person to master the controls. Who will go down in tank trouble history for being the best mouse player still this day
Mouseman is extremely good on mouse
by xXJerryXxX April 28, 2020
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moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
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Mandy muse

Obsessed and addicted to dominic’s cock and balls she’s really extremely sexy if not the sexiest gives the best head ever the best sex ever best at riding dick and oral anal kinky stuff you names it and she has a juicy voluptuous ass
Damn man Mandy muse is a walking erection

Hell yeah man
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Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.
by MBCI June 14, 2015
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