A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 19, 2022
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
by Jason B March 14, 2003
Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
mickey mouse club house became a mickey mouse hair house.
by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021