Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids

"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"

by fuccflomo March 21, 2021

crossing the mound

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is too much of a bitch to actually kiss her so instead he skips to tenderly and awkwardly massaging her boob whilst pretending nothing is happening and more often than he pretends that his attention is elsewhere by looking off into the distance.

Crossing the mound comes from the proverbial baseball field of sexual progression, in this case the guy runs straight from the batters box to second base thus running over the pitchers mound on the way. (Hence crossing the mound)

Laura: "Hey Jessie I heard that Steve was crossing the mound with you last night."

Jessie: "Yeah he's got no balls, I had to kiss him first."

by JkJ121 July 24, 2009

Moidle

This is a more innocent way to say murder. Finn says it a couple times on Adventure Time.

I will moidle you if you dont get off of me!

by heyheyheu July 19, 2018

moundsville west virginia

Crack heads and whores will bang on the doors begging for the 35 cents they owe there dealers.

Moundsville west virginia is full of crack heads they swear there innocent but try to steal all your shit.

by ijuulinschool July 23, 2019

on the molido

Used to describe someone who has just failed at life. Molido, the Spanish term for ground, as in ground meat, can be mistaken by English speakers for ground, as in the ground below your feet. This mistake can then be transferred to a description of someone who failed so hard, that they belong on the ground, below the rest of society.

Jeff: Wow, I just got lemonparty'd.
Darryl: Yeah, you're on the molido.

by Chubbiness April 21, 2011

mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 9, 2003

mouadh

1.Somoene whose character and manners are so beautiful, it inspires you to be better.
2.Owner of a contagious, sincere smile.

3.A good friend. A potential dream husband. Someone who makes both his parents proud.
4. Someone who proves that you can be spiritual and cool at the same time.

"You are such a Mouadh, man!"
"Nah. That's a beautiful compliment, thank you."

by Faith. September 12, 2017