mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2006
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too mouch

THAT IS TOO MOUCH POWER! I MUST DESTROY IT
by 2m0uchp0w3r January 05, 2017
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Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.
by russianfuck August 02, 2008
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Enculer des mouches

(Canadian French expression)

Literally « to have anal sex with flies » - Used to the express exasperation towards someone who concentrate over small and irrelevant details. ( Similar to Danish expression flyfucking )
- Attends! J’hésite en bleu lavande et bleu royal pour la couleur des serviettes de la salle d’eau.
- Arrête d’enculer des mouches, on est ici pour négocier l’achat de la maison.
by CastorCYHU October 10, 2020
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mouchee

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.
You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.
by zorlan February 02, 2009
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Mouche

Ce mot est utilisé pour décrire subtilement une personne ou une action étant moche, idiote, laide ou encore incompréhensible. Il est aussi possible d’utiliser ce mot lors d’une incompréhension vis-à-vis un comportement étrange.
Une personne annule un rendez-vous “date” sans préavis à la dernière minute. “C’est vraiment mouche de sa part”. Cette personne est tellement mouche “laide”.
by jon3sss March 29, 2023
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Mouched

to be fooled, bamboozled or perplexed is to be Mouched.

new terminology, courtesy of jinxed, "Don't get Mouched"
You really thought he was Astronaut? You may have just got Mouched.
by Pecham69 May 30, 2022
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