When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!
by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010
Get the Internet Monet mug.A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close
Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
Clueless (1996)
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
Clueless (1996)
by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006
Get the a full-on monet mug.by drewandfabfan February 23, 2004
Get the Fab Moretti mug.This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!
by Im the one you need July 24, 2014
Get the Mosette mug.A person who lives in a motel to avoid paying utility bills, avoid child support payment and hides from the police for criminal charges against them.
Have you seen that couple who was going through that nasty divorce lately?
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
by Missa Anne January 25, 2018
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- in the world of business, what we are after
especially used on Martha's Vineyard to induce PAB to payup their money to us (the green mechanical Contractor)
- in the world of business, what we are after
especially used on Martha's Vineyard to induce PAB to payup their money to us (the green mechanical Contractor)
Sung to the tune of "Bingo was his name O" this is the cache monet song:
C, A, C H E,
M, O, N E T,
that, sounds, good to me
that spells cash mo nay!
Don't, be, a PAB,
give, me, my money,
that, sounds, good to me,
that spells cash mo nay!
C, A, C H E,
M, O, N E T,
that, sounds, good to me
that spells cash mo nay!
Don't, be, a PAB,
give, me, my money,
that, sounds, good to me,
that spells cash mo nay!
by Brian NMDgreen September 30, 2007
Get the cache monet mug.one of the nicest guys ever. Is known for slow-dancing with fans on thier birthday, and even giving someone $50 for a cab ride home. Is increadibly goreous and very sweet.
by marissa April 23, 2004
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