Motarf

A {mohawk} that has grown out too much so that it forms a {mullet}. Popular in the south amoungst men born in the 80's, this incredible hair "don't" can also be found on various lesbians on the coast of southern California.

"Time to get a trim, son, you got yourself a motarf."

by stephiii2003 August 21, 2008

MOTAR

Fictional personality found on the usenet which typically converses with others in 3rd person and claims to be an oversized alien potato. MOTAR insists that his full name is 'MOTAR the imperious'. MOTAR is typically at the center of controversy in any disussion.

MOTAR the imperious is a nutcase. MOTAR the imperious is a beloved alien potato.

by Peter Principal August 19, 2006

Motarboating

When a person usually a male presses his face in the middle of a women's breasts and and blows air while moving his face in a circular motion.

I just got done motarboating your grandmother

by Shade_Beam February 27, 2022

Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 17, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2008

motard

1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.

2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)

I was talking to this Go-Tard, and he was bad, but then a Motard showed up.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003