Motard

From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.

Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.

by Robert Sanders April 19, 2006

Motard

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

motted out

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.

Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR

by stannyy September 4, 2011

motae

Someone that is more obese than the person that is saying "motae".

Stop eating so much, motae.

by GorillaSpeller March 1, 2022

Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 17, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2008