moose bowl

A well mixed concoction for regrettable decisions and an almost surefire recipe for disaster

Tonight’s gonna be a moose bowl!

by rockaedward February 11, 2018

Moose Muffin

A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes

Damn man she got the moose muffin going on

She ain’t got beef curtains bro she’s got a moose muffin

by ashane May 22, 2018

Moose Lamb

A person or persons, who is, or are, a follower of the religion of Islam.

The President of the United States of America is banning all Moose Lambs from trying to enter the country illegally...

by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017

Canadian Moose

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

by GlassButterfly June 1, 2015

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

[Dying Moose]

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

by DaMayn December 9, 2008

Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009