mordecai

A big simp

mordecai Is lonely and just wants some puss

by Epppppiccc_man May 27, 2020

Mordecai

A singer who is upcoming real name laquay.

Fan: Omg its Mordecai.

Me:........

by YT$ĐØŃ November 1, 2020

Mordecai

Absolutely massive penis

Mordecai is amazing in bed

by BigPenis42069 February 11, 2022

Mordecai

A person who is perfect

“Oh linda? Have you seen how beautiful she is? shes definitely a mordecai”

by anonymous June 10, 2023

Mordecai

the boy i love the most. but he's 4,474 miles away. my song for him:tell him by lauryn hill all this boy needs is love

me:"i love mordecai sm"

my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him"
...i can't get my mind off of him tho

by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024

mordecai

a boy i love sm and all he needs is to feel love. this boy got me blushing all i do is think abt him. i haven't been talked to him :|

friends"whatchu thinkin abt?"
me"mordecai <333"
friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him"
...i love him sm

by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021