mowbility

Da degree of movement dat one can manage when cutting da lawn.

Now dat garden tractors have become a fairly common household implement, da problems of mowbility can be a lot less problematic, in dat even a moderately-disabled homeowner can often operate said small machines, since about all dat one needs to do is merely sit on a seat and manipulate a steering wheel and few pedals.

by QuacksO November 13, 2022

Morbistan

The greatest country that ever existed, inhabited by Jared Leto himself. Morbistan has a population of 27 morbillion morbs (people from Morbistan) and is famously known for being the filming location of the cult classic sony box office hit "Morbius". It is an extremely popular pilgrimage where billions of humans journey to just to see the place where Dr Michael Morbius said his most iconic line "Its Morbin' time"

"Hey boss, im gonna take 6 months off, you better pay me while im gone"
"Hey! I wont allow you to do that!"
"But im doing my pilgrimage to Morbistan!"
"oh very well then, i apologise profusely"

by anonymous January 8, 2023

village mobility scooter

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.

‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018

Adjacent upward mobility effect

This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.

By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.

by Big moma shay May 29, 2018

mobility

adj.
The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash)

Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc.

Ex:

That car is mobility!

by bimmerj February 28, 2008

Morbidosity

Curiosity about all things morbid.

Car wrecks, natural disasters bring out the morbidosity in people.

People always show a lot of morbidosity when they find out I work in a morgue.

by Darkness Fallz January 20, 2009

Morbility

The act of having "more ability" than others.

I got morbility in my pinky, than you do in your whole body!

by pevargas90 July 6, 2010