carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

moping

An action that implies sadness, drearyness.

"Her boyfriend broke up with her and she's been moping around all week"

by sezziwabbit May 13, 2005

mapping

Mapping is a niche genre of video on YouTube that usually involves a map and the countries on it are like sentient beings and talk for some reason. It's really hard to explain.

Person 1: What the hell are you watching Jimmy? Why does it say that the Fifth French Republic wants to have intimate sexual relations with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? That makes no sense!
Person 2: It's just mapping. It's really popular in like, uh, Bosnia-Herzegovina and stuff.

by sabyrcus November 25, 2021

finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011