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Mophead

A person who thinks he is one of those baseball kids with the slick back hair. Their hair literally resembles a huge mop for floor cleaning. They always "injure" themselves so that they can leave class early. They like to fake a limp everytime they walk by someone, especially a teacher so that they can get attention. Most people don't like this kind of person because they highly resemble a mouse. When this person gets mad they love to quiver their chin and grind their teeth together. Overall this is a person who can be easily made fun of for anything.
Bob: Hey you see that kid over there?

Jim: Yeah he literally looks like a mouse.
Bob: Omg he's fake limping in front of a teacher, what a mophead.
by xxxOKCLoverxxx May 22, 2018
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The Mophandle

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"
Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.
by Iron Todd January 16, 2009
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The Mophandle

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"
Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.
by Iron Todd January 20, 2009
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Soggy Mophead

A term to mean someone with a bowl cut style of hair, usually to insult them.
A person with a soggy mophead, bowl cut style of hair.
by wildebeeste November 1, 2011
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Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time
by TRhudy January 11, 2020
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MopHeadFrancis

Originating from some guy, this name has only a select few of people with it. If this name has already been taken, something should be added to the end of it, such as ¾ or ½. (*Note: Someone doesn't have to have the same name if the chosen one wants to add something at the end.*)
MopHeadFrancis is playing Counter Stirke: Source. Lets play with him because he's cool.
by Anonymous April 16, 2005
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