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Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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Moochie

n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.
Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger
by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004
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hotchie motchie

Used to express panic and/or horror
Randy screamed, "HOTCHIE MOTCHIE!!" after slamming his finger in the car door.
by Dagny October 8, 2003
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Möötcher

Möötucher
Möötcher, my wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt butcher.
by Tile kurner December 19, 2020
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Moochie

1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
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1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.

2) A most odd friend of Earl.
A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.

B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
by Dr. Seuss June 9, 2003
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Scumma Bumma Grubba Moochie

Coined by Drawn Together
The worlds your oyster, do what the fuck you want
by Snode January 31, 2023
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