Moosecock

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.

The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003

moosecock

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.

In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!

by FIB March 21, 2007

moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

Moosetrack

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.

Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.

by duby5150 August 22, 2011

Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

moosefucker

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.

Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.

by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007

moosepaw

The male equavilent to that of a camel toe/ninja foot on a female

Look at Chochi running in his spandex shorts, he has one hell of a moosepaw!

by Dj Gorch October 29, 2003