moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Mooselookmeguntic

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

by Joel junior March 26, 2021

mooshoomi

It's a gamer tag of a person named Anne. Their pronouns are they/she.

Mooshoomi is very cool!

by mooshoomi June 21, 2022

moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

by yeeeer mom October 26, 2005

mooshoo

One who likes the kak and bawls. Darth just owned mooshoo as always.

Ryanian, the fag in NC, likes the kak.

by darth July 18, 2003

mooshoo chicken

a really dumb person.

ussually has the name of mike peirce.

eat good chinede food in china......cats+dogs = mooshoo chicken!!

by joe November 13, 2004