mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017

moosehaus

a large individual. a female moosehaus is unattractive and obese. a male moosehaus is a beast.

dannggg dat guh is a moosehaus. she needs to lay of the chickenn!!

dangg dat duu is a moosehaus he whoop dat booty!!

by moosehaus!!! February 23, 2010

moosehag

a type of person who is retarded and a gatorfa, usually their name starts with an A

wow, she's such a moosehag

by preformed retarded dog February 28, 2019

mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014