monopulator

A person who is losing in monolopy and manipulates people in order to stay in the game. either through shameless grovelling, makin deals/pacts. etc

"Marc is totally the biggest monopulator"

by jerry12345678901234567890 March 15, 2009

monopulative

Someone or a company that forces others to use or buy their own products because they won't let anyone else develop "compatible" products cheaper and then have a monopoly over other companies.

See, Apple.

Apple are a very monopulative company, I just wanted to get a new charger for my car, but had to get an Apple proprietary one because there aren't any cheap ones locally.

by MrPlibble February 5, 2016

Moopie

A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.

Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.

Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.

by Mini Moopie May 21, 2009

monopulate

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.

Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

or

That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.

by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

moopalised

to chat to one particular rather charming person for a rather long time

I am sorry to have moopalised ya all for me...you might want to go back to main and talk to others, too!!

by AsinanTimun May 30, 2006

Mookuls

A very long journey (think Exodus).
Further than you want to walk, or travel.

Q. How far away is the gig?
A. Ah mate, it’s a mookuls I ain’t going.

by Shea that real crip butter May 15, 2019