Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.

My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.

by Midnightwaffles January 8, 2011

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Moonpie

When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus.

Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!

by Creamycakefilling December 17, 2010

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oklahoma moonpie

when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face.

Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an oklahoma moonpie.

by seth2780 April 5, 2008

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crimson moonpie

when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.

bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie

by KirtNKristy November 18, 2011

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a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)

1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!

by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011

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