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rug moonger

1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality
1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"
by dominic poopura December 29, 2009
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moonie

A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.
They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.
by anonimoose March 30, 2005
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Moonie Is A Beautiful Girl ! Shes Usually About 5'5 Nice Shape And Very Pretty! Looks Can Be Decieving Moonie Can Be Fierce ! Moonie Doesnt Take Shit She'll Snap ! Moonie Is Very Independent And Self Reliant !
I Saw Moonie Today ! Bae Was Looking Tooo Good!
by beautiful Ass November 12, 2014
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moonpie

When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie
I gave that bitch a moonpie!
by mykebert December 13, 2008
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Moonie

A fan of the anime 'Sailor Moon'.
Ophelia was always a moonie.
by RichardFanx3 July 15, 2005
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Moonied

When you're a new employee given huge responsabilities on day 1 and not provided any equipment or access to do your job for 2 weeks.
Steve was Moonied like so many before him. Steve had 4 customer meetings handed to him after signing his W4, HR was proactive and emailed him his userID and password and forgot to order his equipment.
by MicroMo November 5, 2011
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Moongle

The most despicable, heinous, immoral, unethical and atrocious Irish psychopath to walk the face of the internet, and that is why you love him (unless you're british).
Expect mass amounts of racism, bigotry, transphobia, rape threats (if woman) and bomb threats (if British).
British "person" 1: "Oi mong, jus go a messij from this bloke name Möongle on the oul' twi'a, 'e said 'ed come ova to me 'ouse and throw a pe'rol bomb thru muh window mate."
British "person" 2: "Oh Bother, that man "Moongle" is quite the mad fellow, I've heard many of those threats are not some idle threats no no, they are a promise my friend. My advice, shave off your fingerprints, facial reconstruction and forge a new alias and hope you got some good luck."
by Martino Martini September 13, 2020
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