by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005
when you finger a girls bumhole then immedietly after finger their vagina and then shout pooey mooey and run away from them.
SLUT: wanna have sex?
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*
by MR SPECTACULAR March 18, 2009
To place an ice cube into a vagina. This term is derived from the Spanish "muy mal," meaning very bad. However, while experiencing a mooey mao, actually exclaiming said phrase is made more difficult by the now icy vagina.
by anonymousmuchacha May 16, 2009
Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.
by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017
Mr. Belvedere had a dodgy mooey.
by ney March 1, 2006
A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
by krisMedicine April 20, 2010
by MC-8trk July 6, 2018