Moodle

A Moodle is a disembodied gremlin with arms but no legs. It never smiles and is often crying, possibly due to failing all online quizzes. It's face is always always serious and sad. Although he constantly cries, there are no tears. His face looks something like this: ಠ_ಠ . He walks around by using his arms to manipulate stilts with webbed flippers on the end of them.

The moodle is not capable of coherent speech. Instead, it mumbles to itself, using words like VSEPR, NU, Lambda and other incoherent terms to express its' thoughts and feelings. That is, if it had any. The Moodle's mind has gone to mush after recent chemistry and physics test. He is usually confused, seen wandering the 7A wing.

Guy 1: Hey dude what the hell was that
Guy 2: That's a moodle
Guy 1: It must have gone insane after the last test.

by zztop1 November 17, 2010

Moodle

a cross between a man and a poodle.. makes a great pet..you can walk him, train him and feed him but you'll never sleep with him..only good for companionship

John is the best friend a girl can ask for..Hes soo reliable and trainable.... im never going to sleep with him but hes make a GREAT MOODLE :)

by italiancupcake17 February 2, 2010

Moodle

A man who likes to cuddle with girls and/or "boo-love".

"Yo, where is Alex tonight?"

"He's hanging out with his girlfriend..."

"Damn, what a moodle!"

by Szaboooo October 23, 2011

Moodles

Doodles that look like math.

"He was doin moodles during math class"
"8=3x"

by Fantabulous 1 October 5, 2005

Moodles

a girl who is pretty, outgoing, not selfish and is really down to earth.

Nawh, she is moodles.

by Jordy Insomniac. May 17, 2010

Moodle

When your not sure if it’s a vagina or a doodle it’s a Moodle.

I picked up one night, I wasn’t sure what to do with a moodle

by Kayt3615 June 25, 2022

Moodle

A worm like creature that attatches its self to the bollock of another mammal.

Oh deary me Geoffrey , i do believe to have contracted Moodles.

by Geoff patterson November 28, 2012