A
guy who chases a bird for a long
time, going on "dates" but
never gets laid, by anyone, ever.
Girl: I really like you, lets hang out.
Dameow: Yus i know this great spot, i'll take you to dinner, it
will be a-m-a-zing.
Girl:
WTF did you just look down my top?!
Dameow:
MeowGirl: Good moodle.