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Mongering

A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.
After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.
by Prodem February 21, 2011
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Monserrat

A mamacita with beauty & brains. Many guys will KILL to get with a sexy chick as herself and may girls will kill to be her. (Heck, even nature is attracted to her). She has a smile that is contagious. A Monserrat may be quiet at first, but once you meet one you'll never forget such a sweet, generous person. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart with kind spirit. But if you piss her off, she rip you a new one with her Jeet Kune Do. WARNING: You will talk for hours and hours of great conversation with a Monserrat. (You have been warned).
Girl 1: I have the best friend in the world
Girl 2: She must be a Monserrat

Dude 1: Man, Jimmy is lucky to be with Monserrat
Dude 2: I want to hit that from the back!
by CaptainEos9412 August 18, 2013
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Briggsy monger

An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.
Look at that little cunt with the paintings!

Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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Monserrat

Monserrat is and angel beautiful girl she loves to read ,play sports most likely soccer and she likes hanging with her bestfriend . She also lovesss dogs . You know she’s mexican because her name :). She is really shy at first but if you meet her watchout !!! She is really weird . She isnt afraid to do anything . She has a million crushes too! she loves making new friends And lastly she has the best taste in style !!!
Have you meet the new girl Monserrat ? Yes she is and angelll!!!
by Didhebeb December 14, 2019
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monserrat

She is a really a beautiful girl she loves nature a she is also a smart person has a beautiful smile.She is really cool she helps her friend's ,she gives really good advise on life and love,every guy will die to get her .(WARNING)if you get her mad she will be a devil don't ever mess with her never.
Boy: Who is she

Boy girlfriend: Is monserrat
Boy :She is smoking hot
Girlfriend : Ahhh
by life_45 November 30, 2016
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Moners

Moners is a form of currency that is far more superior than the dollar
Yoooo fam where the fuck are my 5 moners
by Moner man March 6, 2020
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Monkertron

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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