by Justin Walker January 12, 2004
Get the monticello mug.Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.
If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"
Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.
If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"
Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.
Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."
POW (sound of gunfire)
An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.
Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."
POW (sound of gunfire)
An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.
Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.
by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009
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Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.
Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?
Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(
Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(
by Your neighborHOOD asswipe January 17, 2018
Get the Monticello mug.Monticello or methicello where you come to get stabbed in the back fucked over and betrayed it's a pretty shitty town where half the people you know are on some sorta drug secretly but I mean it's in the name methicello
by TheTruthManOnGod February 1, 2018
Get the Monticello mn mug.Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.
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