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montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.
montrose is already there.
by nick December 11, 2003
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Montrose, PA

Basically Montrose is just some tiny town like 20 minutes South of actual Hell on Earth (aka Binghamton NY). The town is full of old bastards with beer bellies and 16 year old stoners who will literally go nowhere in life. The Montrose School District is also so freaking large in radius, it can take over an hour to get to a friend's house in the district. To make the school district even worse, tey usually win about two football games a season. Going to Montrose is one hell of a gamble, mostly because you'll either feel the urge to buy a pair of hunting boots you'll NEVER use, or you'll be baked like a f*cking cake and youll end up moving to Montrose, therefore ruining your life. Don't worry though, Montrose is so small you'd miss it if you weren't paying attention. Basically, just stay the f*ck away from Montrose!
God, I have to go see my family that lives in Montrose, PA
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?
by fudpucker9.5 January 3, 2017
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Montrese

He is a kind ,caring person who always has your back. He has the best friends. He loves sports and is a GOD at Fortnite. PS.he is single
Tommy"Yo montrese your back" montrese yha niglet
by Montrese June 22, 2019
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Montroshstrous

Extremly large or of much quanity
Yo did you see dat girl She was mad "Montroshstrous
by Monyae April 4, 2007
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Montrose

The name of a gay character in several motion pictures
Hey, that characters name is Montrose! Another Gay Montrose you think the writer is giving a nod to the montrose in Houston.
by Screaming Pontiac Goat October 18, 2020
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montriese

Very sweet at times can be very out going funny and Beautiful, thoughtful, faithful and loyal
Hi I’m Montriese would you like me to buy your food
by Nuke2009 February 12, 2021
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montress

i hate that montress
by broskismd November 26, 2021
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