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Basically Montrose is just some tiny town like 20 minutes South of actual Hell on Earth (aka Binghamton NY). The town is full of old bastards with beer bellies and 16 year old stoners who will literally go nowhere in life. The Montrose School District is also so freaking large in radius, it can take over an hour to get to a friend's house in the district. To make the school district even worse, tey usually win about two football games a season. Going to Montrose is one hell of a gamble, mostly because you'll either feel the urge to buy a pair of hunting boots you'll NEVER use, or you'll be baked like a f*cking cake and youll end up moving to Montrose, therefore ruining your life. Don't worry though, Montrose is so small you'd miss it if you weren't paying attention. Basically, just stay the f*ck away from Montrose!
God, I have to go see my family that lives in Montrose, PA
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?
by fudpucker9.5 January 4, 2017
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