Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

Monterey Rat

A male who resides in Monterey Bay, California.

Major Fuq Boi. Usually an ex bf.

He has no vehicle - only way of transportation is scooter, skateboard or walking. Lurks around town as if he were a “rodent”.

“Saw the Monterey Rat skating by downtown.”

by Ifyouknowyouknowthedeal December 26, 2018

Monterey Park

This city is 110% asian. No one knows how to drive, specially on Garfield Ave. The snapchat filter for MPK should be two cars crashing into each other.

Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.

by lescara March 10, 2017

monterey park

City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.

Monterey park is the shit.

by Bob Lee June 21, 2006

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

Monterey jack

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.

how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008

Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all

I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.

by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017