Montag

A fat and stupid person

you are a montag

by Adam dumbass August 21, 2009

montag

Slang for hello (greeting), or can be shortened to 'tag' (meaning 'day' in German), can also be used for money,

montag, how are you?

I have no montag! (for I have no money!)

by montag group March 4, 2005

Montage

A new word for defining an indefinite amount of time.

Harad: "hurry up"
TC: "I'll be there in a montage!!"

by Harady October 27, 2008

Weed Montage

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.

I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.

by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Scrapyard Montage

A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.

by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.

1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."

by MissObvious August 4, 2008