Rap monster

Member of the famous k-pop group called BTS Kim Nam joon formally known as rap monster.

RM - I'm rap monster. It's R-A-P MONSTER NOT D-A-N-C-E MONSTER

by BTS' hoe October 7, 2019

Monster Hit

(v.) To take such a massive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to pass out and you can't speak right.

Andrés- *takes monster hit*

Jon- ...Oh my god

Andrés- *holds in the smoke*

Jon- That was huuuuge!

Andrés- *blows out smoke*

Jon- Are you gonna be okay?

Andrés- Dude. Im feel pike I gonna weed a hopstital.

by AndresG. December 29, 2008

monsignor carroll

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

monster ultra

monster ultra is fanfiction about 2 dream smp members; karl jacobs and sapnap where sapnap fucks karl with monster energy drink can.

"aaye did you read monster ultra?"
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."

by bigQishot July 17, 2021

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. even though she has her flaws she is still a great person to be around with. she like to hold on grudges but thats just one of the great thing about her. lastly shes pretty and her smile is amazing, thats why she make a good girlfriend.

"Monserrat is so great she really makes my day."
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"

by #EXACTLY June 7, 2019

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009