monkeywrench

any person who uses someone else's pre-existing attraction to them to mess up any relationship that other person might become involved in, regardless of whether or not they return feelings of attraction.

Liz could have cared less about Dre's attraction to her when he was single, but now that he's with Carrie, she's acting like a big ol' monkeywrench.

by cannocchiale September 20, 2010

monkeytown

Charmingly racist name for Montgomery, Alabama,used by both black and white denizens and outsiders; refers to the predominately afro-american population.

"We're staying on the interstate until we get past monkeytown----I don't want to get carjacked by crackheads again."

"Get your ass down to monkeytown and get some rock for yo' momma, clown."

by Dookie Kwan May 13, 2005

monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

moneytion

A place in the city of Huntingtion, WV that is filled with crack heads.

YO son, I went through moneytion and made 2G's in one day

by joe crack the don June 29, 2006

monkeywrench

The process by which a female bends a male's penis backwards between his legs and proceeds to suck him off.

In 2001, Mike Krzyzewski, head coach of the Duke University men's basketball team, reportedly gave each potential recruit a monkeywrench upon their official visit to campus. Being eventual Duke basketball players, they all enjoyed this very much.

by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008