When you get screwed over
by Heatoshun October 24, 2017
I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet
by rubyredpoppy November 06, 2015
by jon March 30, 2003
Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
by 'Denver's Finest' October 09, 2022
by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.
by relisheddjums March 05, 2011
A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.
It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015