Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Monkey fuck

When a group of boys lay in a bed under a blanket making monkey Noises And humping each other

Bro1, yea dude last night was hella fun that monkey fuck was crazy

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Monkey fuck

the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.

Dude me and Veronica went to the park last night and monkey fucked each other all night long.

by relisheddjums March 20, 2011

Monkey Fuck

A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.

It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015