Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

Sock monkey face by timsworld May 19, 2015

angry monkey face 

When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.

Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes

angry monkey face by Blackdragonchjt February 27, 2016

chocolate monkey face 

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

chocolate monkey face by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

slip monkey face 

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

slip monkey face by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

monkey-scrotum face by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

Monkey bum face 

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

Monkey bum face by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

Bald face monkey pose by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018