Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.

PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20

by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops

teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*

by silver elite master January 12, 2021

super.monkee

Super.monkee is way way way better than batmonkey_vr, fish.vr and jman.curly. Reversemonkey_vr can still clap super.monkee tho

Super.monkee claps batmonkey_vr

by Reversemonkey_vr March 13, 2022

Mr.Monkee.vr

Mr.Monkee.vr is a semi pro monkey that play gorilla tag

Mr.Monkee.vr is cute

by Coolmonke March 2, 2022

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016