by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009
Get the suicide Mondays mug.The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.
by duffball October 22, 2009
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by olive. lennnr November 7, 2016
Get the Mondaycoma mug.A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017
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by princess nisah September 15, 2013
Get the i hate mondays mug.When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.
by karma June 11, 2004
Get the mondays mug.Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'
Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
by BeeFrank May 4, 2006
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