Momsomnia 

A term used to describe a Mom, who's child wakes her up at night but then immediately falls back to sleep, leaving the Mom restless and unable to get back to sleep herself.

"Honey it's 4am, the baby went back to sleep, why are you up cleaning the bathroom?"

"I can't get back to sleep, got a bad case of Momsomnia"

Momsomnia by Pris Pris October 4, 2014

mottom 

a girl with a flat butt

My mottom hurts when I have to sit for too long.

mottom by cokeoffmydick February 23, 2011

momtographer 

Usually a stay-at-home mom who buys a camera from Best Buy, teaches herself the basics of Photoshop and starts her own "photography company".

Did you see Steph's post about her latest venture? "Please 'Like' my Facebook page, Stephanie Marie Photography, and check out my first photoshoot from my daughter Emma's 3rd birthday! Book me for any of your photo needs." Looks like we've got another budding momtographer to turn down.

momtographer by Wordsworthl3ss November 4, 2016

momometer 

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

momometer by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Momdom 

it's the result of the mix of the words "mom" and "femdom" and it means the incestuous fantasy involving a mother dominating her son in a sexual way like femdom

my mom is a momdom, she forced me to lick her feet and trampled my face

Momdom by mathytayaz September 9, 2018

momomomomomo 

momomomomo is scary

momomomomomo

momomomomomo by you don't search September 30, 2021

momtographer 

A mom and her camera or phone taking excessive pictures of formal dance or sporting events of her child.

Look at that momtographer take those pics.

momtographer by Xshoresx September 17, 2016