Momsomnia 

A term used to describe a Mom, who's child wakes her up at night but then immediately falls back to sleep, leaving the Mom restless and unable to get back to sleep herself.

"Honey it's 4am, the baby went back to sleep, why are you up cleaning the bathroom?"

"I can't get back to sleep, got a bad case of Momsomnia"

Momsomnia by Pris Pris October 4, 2014

Nomsomnia 

The act of noming in your sleep, or in an altered state of consciousness caused by irregular sleep patterns. For it to be classified as true Nomsomnia, the subject must have little to no recollection of eating while in this altered state of consciousness. Noming refers to the eating of foods normally eaten as snacks or are on the go. Examples include chips, beef jerky, pickles, goldfish, and nutrition bars. Nomsomnia is common in sleep deprived teenagers forgetting to eat fourth meal or elevensies.

Jimmy's dad saw Johnny get up in the middle of the night just to eat half a bag of beef jerky. When Jimmy's dad confronted Johnny about this the next morning, Johnny had no recollection of it except he dreamed that he was eating jerky at a park with his girlfriend. Jimmy told his dad that he thinks Johnny has Nomsomnia.

Nomsomnia by The_whoknows November 29, 2011

Monomnia 

the disease that makes you single

Dude, I must have monomnia. I've been single for months!

Monomnia by BobbyDobby April 25, 2010

missomnia cuddling

When cuddling a pillow or stuffed animal, pretending it is someone you miss and/or love.

I do missomnia cuddling when i can't sleep because your'e not here.

missomnia cuddling by Whalefish September 6, 2023