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Moskin

Term used in any sales environment to desrcibe a "customer" who is the biggest pain in the ass. Ask pointless questions, not actually buy anything, speak with a weird and odd tone of voice...imagine a whining sounds coming out of an adults mouth..."ehhhhhhhhh"
" yeaaaa im looking for your best deal on a Camry XLE "
" mr. customer how much do you want to spend?"
" ehhhh like 25 "
" okay i will do it"
" naaaaaaaa i gota ask my wife"

thats a MOSKIN
by Leo the Jew October 23, 2007
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Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.
"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."
by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009
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moskito

the devil in desguise!
aww a moskito bite!
dude the devil just bite you!
by Jessica + Russell<3 January 31, 2009
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yo momsicle

when you eat your mom out
joey had some yo momsicle action last night
by yo gurl July 29, 2006
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Momstigator

1. Mom who is at home on her iPad googling the term "YOLO" on an unreputable website, as if said website provides insight into the term.

2. Mom who does not yet realize that this website is complete trash and can be edited at anytime, mostly by extremely unintelligent people who happen to probably be the actual users of the term "YOLO" in real life.

3. Mom who doesn't yet realize that everyone (who matters/has a brain) discounts this website as a huge joke for extremely bored people or those who are "trolling" - see also - trolling (v.)
1. Wow, that e-mail seemed a lot like Momstigating! I really need to go work on my project and meet up with a few people to follow up on important matters!

2. "Lol did you see the definition of being a momstigator, mom?"

"Yes, now that I have, I realize this website is useless, LOL, SMH, ROFL"

3. "Hey Johnny, do you use Urbandictionary.com to clue yourself in on popular terms?"

"Haha are you kidding me? Yes, I do that every day, it is the most accurate explanation for common terms among me and my peeps"
*group explodes in laughter*
by McNobody McUnreputable de'Wow November 9, 2012
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monski'

come on we really must be getting along now my friends
monski'! We're running late
by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003
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momsickle

A boyfriend or girlfriend you bring home only to please your mom.
No I don't like him. He is just my momsickle.
by EmbraScarz July 11, 2015
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