Mosette

This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!

This is one bad chick, attractive, stylish and clever; she is Mosette!

by Im the one you need July 24, 2014

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.

"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Monette

Stunningly charismatic brown haired beauty with big sparkling eyes, radiant smile, a ghetto booty and nice boobs. She likes to dance and has a spirited attitude about life. Boys like to admire her figure, but they become to shy to approach her. She's a kind person with great morals and a trustworthy friend.

Charlie: That girl is so fine!

Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.

by Cassy Reed April 26, 2010

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

mofette

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

by Goff April 2, 2004