Mojangle

A very big font in minecraft

You really mojangled me back there

by Berdaderty February 21, 2021

Mojan

Mojan means "'beautiful and charismatic eyes' and 'narcissus flower bud in persian'".

What a beautiful eyes! Her name must be Mojan!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

mojanglogang

The mass man. A destroyer of worlds. Do not cross him. Be warned.

Oh shit, run its mojanglogang.

by Sinkman March 28, 2023

Janky Mcjankerson

Janky Mcjankerson is the proper name you give to any individual who displays any type of janky behavior giving one a proper title as to be a little bit more higher class than the rest of the janky population

It looks like old Janky Mcjankerson is at it again looks like he got a shopping cart full extra janky shit today .

by Almightynessgemini January 17, 2021

Mojack

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.

Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.

by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006

Mojang Support

A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...

Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!

Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!

by 14142 March 29, 2021

majankums

same thing as jankums, except cooler-sounding

hollar at that majankums yo

by abshnasko August 10, 2006